By: Madeleine Balestrier
Looking for weed art or cannabis art to decorate your home, office, business, or dispensary?
Welcome to Miss Marijuana’s Musée du Cannabis!
We took a deep dive into the capitalist depths of Amazon to find the most dope (pun kind-of intended) cannabis art for your home, office, van, bathroom, whatever because the world is our canvas, and don’t you forget it my lovelies.
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** All artwork featured doesn’t include a half-naked woman smoking a joint, and that makes my little feminist heart so happy. **
3 Piece Marijuana Leaf Canvas with Texture Background
You know that natural woody aesthetic with a bunch of plants and white accents? This 3-piece canvas marijuana leaf will go perfectly with whatever that aesthetic is actually called. Plus if you’re a terrible plant parent like me then you can just hang up this marijuana art, call it a day and avoid millennial murder – win/win! From a company called Wall26, it comes in different sizes depending on the space you need and comes ready to hang with no extra work.
Barewalls Blackboard with Chemical Formula of CBD Wall Art
Finally, CBD getting some love.
I love this piece of cannabis art because it reminds me of my childhood room where the walls were half chalkboard, and I could draw anything my little imagination desired. With an ode to science, this piece absolutely belongs in your kitchen or little reading nook. Tea with a side of CBD? Yes please.
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Culturenik Periodic Table of Cannabis Poster Print
Some wise words from an Amazon review: “My friends like it. My mom likes it. I like it. My dog likes it. Buy it.” I mean if a dog likes it then it has to be added to the cannabis art collection, right?
Goldleaf Primary Terpenes: The Cannabis Flavor Palate Art Print
This weed art colorfully illustrates the flavors and medical uses for the 11 primary terpenes found in cannabis! Terpenes are essentially what gives marijuana plants different flavors. Art and education, your art history professors will be proud. It’s even advertised as “museum-quality” y’all!
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Ink Inc. Psychoactive Plants Botanical Drawings Vintage Art Prints
For all the green thumbs out there!
I love these drawings for their vintage-esque vibe. You could totally buy these and tell everyone you found them at your local thrift store or flea market. Your secret is safe with us! Also, these drawings make it sound like Amazon’s smoking something too: “These unassuming plants have wreaked havoc in the most recent epoch of human history – the simplicity and elegance of these prints make it all the more clear that it is not the *plants* that have wrought the disturbances of the Drug War and so on, but the faulty actions of human beings.”
Marijuana Molecule Gold Foil Art Print
I absolutely hate almost everything gold, but I definitely don’t hate this marijuana molecule gold art print! Actually, I think this piece is quite fun, girly and simple. It’s also a breath of fresh air from a lot of the other pieces of art that Amazon advertises towards the cannabis community; we’re so much more than tye dye and highlighter hues! Plus different patterns of tye-dye are just too hard to match.
Amazon, $20
TOMPOP Shower Curtain Human Hand Holding Weed Joint All Seeing
This is literally the Mona Lisa of shower curtains, and yes I added it to my shopping cart.
I just had to add this TOMPOP shower curtain because it’s amazing, and every bathroom deserves this kind of artistic love. You could either go the simple route and make this the centerpiece of your throne room or you could accent this weed artwork with a fun bath mat and towels! As humans, I think we fail to really see the artistic potential in a bathroom. Plus, museum bathrooms are not this rad.
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Steelplant Stona Lisa Large Vivid Fabric Printed Textile
Speaking of Mona Lisa…Now we know what’s behind that smile – a big ole cloud of smoke. No museum is complete without the stoner herself! Snag this 5-foot tapestry for your room and skip the crowds at the Louvre to smoke with “Stona Lisa.” I’d say this is the ultimate #girlgang find on Amazon.
The Cannabis Collection: Coloring Book for Adults with Quotes
56 pages of fun! The Cannabis Collection is a coloring book for adults, and if this is what adulting is then I am so here for it. Scrap your kid’s senseless scribbles for your own masterpieces and deck your halls. When you become the next Frida Kahlo, remember your roots here at Miss Marijuana.
Westlake Art’s Modern Print Marijuana Leaf Canvas
Westlake’s close-up leafy cannabis photography will make any boring wall pop. Even though green is my forever favorite color, I absolutely love the vivid purple in this shot and so will your mother-in-law, who doesn’t quite know what she’s looking at. It comes in different sizes, and ready to hang – the ultimate snag.
It’s 2019, things are weird and thus we all deserve pretty things – like an entire home aesthetic dedicated to cannabis. Treat yo self girl!
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Madeleine Balestrier is a writer who covers cannabis culture and new trends in the cannabis community.