By: Haley Paula Stein
Since the whole global plague thing started, hopefully you’ve been staying in, staying safe, and staying virus free!
Even if staying in means you haven’t been exposed to the germs of the outside world, there’s an increasingly likely chance that sheltering in place leads to a bad, bad case of missing the homies. It’s an affliction, y’all. We all feel it.
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Tempting as it is to hit those summer cookouts and large lake gatherings (we’re looking at you, Lake Hamilton), experts agree that it’s best to keep your distance for now.
But we all know physical distance doesn’t have to mean emotional distance! Show your friends some love.
And let’s up the stakes, shall we? If you want to take your love expressions a step above the standard “what’s good sis” SMS, check out this delectable list of MissMarijuana approved weed-themed greeting cards! Cute! Edgy! Handwritten! What could be better?
Cute cannabis greeting cards we love
Blank Handmade Vintage Cannabis Greeting Card Boxed Set (24 count)
Nothing says “wish I was smokin’ with you, babe” better than these cute and colorful weed designs. The 100% cardstock products are all blank on the inside you can write just that, or whatever your heart desires.
Four fun designs included in the pack mean there’s something for everyone. We’ve got the standard pot leaf against a teal backdrop (classic, for your coworkers), a clean-ish looking multicolored bong, an old style hippie van with green leaves poking out the windows (for mom, she gets it), and an eclectic design featuring red eyes, rolled joints, and cute lighters (to send to that one bih who always “forgets” she pocketed yours!!)
Retro Cannabis Van Boxed Set (12 count)
Alright, so maybe when it comes down to it, you’re a simple gal at heart. An old soul with a free spirit.
Keep truckin’ into your friends’ letterboxes with just the van print from the set above! In this set, the cute little hippy vans stay packed, or rather stuffed (hey man, you got some sweet leaf coming out through the windows, there!), with only the essentials.
The vans come in four different colors: mellow purple, burnt orange, baby pink, and turquoise blue. You could send one of each color to a certain someone, just to add some sense of stability in, well, as the ads all like to say, “these uncertain times.” *eye roll*
Marijuana Leaf Flowers 60’s Colors Cards (10 pack)
Look, you still vibe on the vintage and we’re here for it! This 10-pack card set is consistent in its design, super pretty, and funky fresh, calling back to 1960’s floral psychedelic prints.
The bright colors stand out against a black background, and the cards are made up of 50% recycled fibers.
Send out these blasts from the past to let your friends and family know that you are stoked to see them in the near future.
And who knows, this print might dig up some memories out of your aunts and uncles on those wild days at Woodstock they never told you about…
Cannabis Thank You Cards Box Set (12 count)
Everyone wants to feel appreciated. When was the last time you told your friends “thank you” for kickin’ it? Or for delivering a roll of TP when all the stores were out? Or for talking you down from a pandemic panic?
If you can’t remember, don’t feel so bad. Pick up a pack of these sweet and stylized MJ thank you notes! Send a couple off to your besties, your pot approving parents, and maybe even leave one for the delivery man next time he drops you off a pizza. Bet you a pizza they get a kick out of it. Essential workers need love, too!
Chemical Cannabis Thank You Cards Boxed Set (24 count)
The design above… but make it *~science*~
Them: THC. You, an intellectual: tetrahydrocannabinol.
This box set keeps it classy and cool with chemical formulas of our faves plus smartly drawn lovely looking buds and extract.
Definitely makes you feel like a scholar sending these bad boys out. Write a note to your most high-minded friend!
Or maybe send one off as a congrats to someone you know in university for sticking it out through online finals and classes.
What better way to inspire an interest in science than through cannabis? You’re definitely gonna want to nerd out with your friends exchanging these cute cards.
High Notes Assorted Cannabis Greeting Cards (10 count)
Looking for something a bit more mouthwatering? For your friends who are realists, these cards boast delicious looking close-up high-res photos of our favorite psychoactive plant matter.
Keep it green: these cards are blank on the inside but all bright green! Oh, did we mention they’re made from recycled cardstock. That kind of green, too.
Dank Nug Weed Cannabis I Love You Cards (2 count)
If you love someone, you should tell them. If they’re the “dankest,” you should tell them that, too. This two-pack features an adorable red heart meets Grandaddy Purp design.
Yes, that’s a tasty little nugget on the face of this card! Send it to two of your tasty little nugget friends. Blank on the inside, so write what you like. Who doesn’t need a friendly reminder that they’re hella dank in this day in age?
Humorous Stoner 420 Cannabis Themed Pack (10 count)
This set features some very fresh and relatable comics. We’ve got five different styles in this box set: “Wake and Bake” for the morning people, “It’s 420 somewhere” for the all-the-time people, and “Remember to do your Kush ups” for the fitness people.
Plus, “I like big bongs and I cannot lie!”? Same, girl. Not to mention my favorite design, (to send as a model of near future hopes of normalcy) featuring a gathering of <10 people stoop sitting that reads “LET’S HANG OUT!” Have you ever seen something more beautiful :’)
Cannabis Print Blank Greeting Cards (24 count)
Keep it cute, keep it bright, keep it skeletal. That is, skeletal in the sense of an edgy skeleton puffin’ on a joint and throwin’ up a peace sign.
Ultra versatile, 12 different designs come in this pack. If you’ve got excessively picky or unique friends, this is the route to go down.
Featured is a balanced mix of the chemistry, the cute little nuggets in jars, and a happy little plant that says “Danks a lot!”
The cards come in vibrant colors that will boost your mood as you write your thoughtful notes, and will boost your friend’s moods, too, when they open up the envelopes.
Plus, there’s one with rainbow “weed kween” word art set up against a hot pink background. Can I get a “yaaaaaasssss” please?!
Greeting Card Got Pot Marijuana Dispensary 420
Here’s a thoughtful one. This friendly green teapot, short and stout, isn’t exactly shouting, but merely inquiring “got pot?” Well, now we ask you: got any friends who love puns?
They’ll be so happy you thought of them with this sweet card. Even if you’re not so much for the puns or the double entendres, it’s still a nice check-in to make sure your friend is properly stocked. If not, maybe even offer some contactless delivery to your bud. Now there’s a
Happy greetings, friends! Hope this article inspires you to take up old snail mail as a more thoughtful, retro-nouveau means of staying connected.
Getting mail is one of life’s simple pleasures. So check out some of the cards on the list. Let’s keep that USPS pumping, and subvert everyone’s expectations of the millennial corporate killing spree.
With any luck, your friends will be inspired to return the favor and write you a nice card in return! You’ve got mail?!
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Haley Paula Stein is a writer who focuses on cannabis culture and lifestyle.