By: Julie Pry
We’d be lying if we said cannabis was the only plant we leaned on for a little pick-me-up here and there.
The mighty cocoa bean and tea leaf have found their way in our cups dating back to the 15th century, feeding our tired, yawning soul holes for a very long time.
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Whether it’s a gift for your potent puffing grandma or a treat for your well-deserved self, take a peek at our list of mug shots below, guaranteed to lift your spirits in more ways than one.
The Aesthetically Pleasing Mug
Come on — just look at it. Those rainbow colors, that tint of pastel tie dye, and a repeat pattern that goes all the way around. If we can’t get this print as wallpaper, we’ll take 50 of these mugs ASAP, please.
The Original Wake & Bake Mug
It’s Sunday, the birds are chirping, and this wake and bake mug is calling your name. Roast some beans, toast some leaves, and voila! You’re grooving and moving with this multi-use mug.
The Gangster Rap Mug
Look how cute this little weed leaf is. We just want to squish ‘em. How could you not want to sip out of this mug every morning? For all you gangster rap and weed lovers out there, this mug is a whole mood.
The Conversation Starter
Ah, a classic. Big ole pot leaf, two words: wake and bake. This mug gets the point across, guaranteed to start the *right* kind of conversations. Non wake and bakers, beware.
For Pineapple Lovers
Does pineapple belong on pizza? Does pizza belong on weed? Wait, huh?? What we do know is, weed pineapples definitely below on mugs, like this one, in all its subtlety and sleekness.
For The Stoner Mom
Doesn’t matter if it’s for your mom or your mom’s mom or your friend that’s a mom or your friend’s mom or a cat mom, this mug says it all: you’re a rad mom, mom.
For The Stoner Boss
Screw the false notion that cannabis makes you lazy. This one’s for the boss in your life (we’re looking at you) that gets sh*t done and treats themselves with a well-deserved token at the end of the day. Because balance is key.
For The CBD Dabbler
Oh hello, CBD — cannabis’ less potent, chilled out cousin. Everyone knows someone who can’t live without a bit of that CBD and a fresh cup of coffee. This one is for that someone.
The Cartoon Paradise Mug
Inanimate objects with smiley faces are just straight up lovable. This quirky print of joints and bongs and what time is it? (4:20, of course) looks like Cartoon Network threw up its best and brightest night time special. The print is guaranteed to never fade, just like the smile that will be plastered all over your face after taking one sip.
For anyone that remotely gives a shit about our planet, let one of the most important points be known — treat earth right, because there sure as hell won’t be any weed on Mars. Made in the USA. Climate change is real, y’all.
Let’s Get Sky High Mug
Kill two birds with one stone by drinking your morning bev out of this snazzy thing. Not only will you satisfy your coffee or tea craving but you’ll look damn fly doing it. This urban peacock will out-smoke even the smokiest of smokers, no matter how smokey they are.
For Alpaca and Pun Fans
For anyone that likes puns and the insanely gracious and gorgeous goddess animal species that is the Alpaca, this mug belongs on your shelf. Not to be confused with llamas. Alpaca bowl, only if you make some llama-nade. *jumps off cornball cliff*
Get A Bong Mug
Do you love love? What about peace and unity? You can only have so many punny items in your life but this one says it all — how could you not get along, especially when you can just get a bong?
Peace, Love, Hemp Mug
Stoneware or stonerware? Both. This mug has a hard as rock coat, perfect for keeping bevs hot and cold. It’ll last for years and years, just like the happiness you’ll feel inside that heart of yours after calling this mug yours.
For Science Nerds
This mug isn’t just a mug. It’s a lesson in science. Seriously, do you even know what a THC molecule looks like? Pssssh. Didn’t think so. You’ll thank us later when you’re on some weird trivia game show and know the answer like *that* thanks to this smart and nerdy mug. You’re welcome.
Plant Based Mug
This one’s perfect for all you vegans and veggies out there. We see you out here eating (and inhaling) all those plants. Good for you. A beautifully drawn cannabis leaf printed alongside your two favorite words, plant based, makes for this minimally magnificent mug.
Crack Is Wack Mug
Anyone else get in trouble in middle school for smoking weed and thought this was the greatest comeback like, ever? At least it’s not crack, mom! Crack is wack. Weed is not crack. Be like weed. Not crack. This mug brings us back.
For Cat and Cannabis Kweens and Kings
Is that the sound of someone ripping a bong or is that cat just happy to see me?? Seriously, petting a purring cat while stoned is one of life’s greatest pleasures. That being said, this mug is perfect for cat and cannabis people. Yee-owww.
Badda bing badda boom. Mugs. So many mugs your head might just explode. No need to panic though — take a deep breathe, inhale, relax, and sift through our selection ‘til love at first sip comes knocking at your door.
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Julie Pry is a writer who focuses on cannabis lifestyle and culture.
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